Best Served Cold Opener
Bitchin' bottle of wine to go with your true crime. Watching is better than fucking committing it. Or at least what I'll have my lawyer tell the jury.
| One size | |
|---|---|
| Height, in | 0.67 |
| Diameter, in | 3.00 |
Bottle openers are designed to make our lives easier, (oh look, that's what my future ex-husband promised too.) and that’s just what this custom opener does - but with more style. Equipped with a handy magnetic back, a unique bottle cap shape, and two different mechanisms for opening bottles, this has everything but batteries.
.: Plastic exterior with a metallic bottom
.: Magnetic back
.: Bottle cap shape
.: Two different opening mechanisms
.: Matte finish
Bitchin' bottle of wine to go with your true crime. Watching is better than fucking committing it. Or at least what I'll have my lawyer tell the jury.
| One size | |
|---|---|
| Height, in | 0.67 |
| Diameter, in | 3.00 |
Bottle openers are designed to make our lives easier, (oh look, that's what my future ex-husband promised too.) and that’s just what this custom opener does - but with more style. Equipped with a handy magnetic back, a unique bottle cap shape, and two different mechanisms for opening bottles, this has everything but batteries.
.: Plastic exterior with a metallic bottom
.: Magnetic back
.: Bottle cap shape
.: Two different opening mechanisms
.: Matte finish
Bitchin' bottle of wine to go with your true crime. Watching is better than fucking committing it. Or at least what I'll have my lawyer tell the jury.
| One size | |
|---|---|
| Height, in | 0.67 |
| Diameter, in | 3.00 |
Bottle openers are designed to make our lives easier, (oh look, that's what my future ex-husband promised too.) and that’s just what this custom opener does - but with more style. Equipped with a handy magnetic back, a unique bottle cap shape, and two different mechanisms for opening bottles, this has everything but batteries.
.: Plastic exterior with a metallic bottom
.: Magnetic back
.: Bottle cap shape
.: Two different opening mechanisms
.: Matte finish
